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autor: Kowal 11/11/2010 : 08:45

kultowy filmik - może nie na temat - ale za to klasyka :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Iw5OxG9JU&feature=related

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autor: Yeeen 08/08/2008 : 19:17

<janek> mialem dzis do weterynarza z psem naodrobaczenie, ale zakrecil do mnie stomatolog ze ma wolny przebieg wiecpolazlem do niego
<janek> po wszystkim pytam go czy nie moglby mi wypiasc tabletek dla psa , mowi ze spoko
<janek> lece do apteki daje recepte a baba - szczena w dol , pyta jak to ? srodki na odrobaczenie od stomatologa?
a ja na to ze to nie moja brocha ,ona dzwoni do lekarza ... slysze jakja opieprza ze to on jest tu lekarzem i zeby nie podwazala jegokompetencji , stoje z kamienna mina a ona daje mi te tabsy , drugamloda z boku chchocze :)
<greg> trzeba bylo powiedziec ze podczas plombowania tasiemiec go ugryzl w reke :)
<janek> :)


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autor: ifona 29/07/2008 : 15:02

Oto rozmowa 2 kajakarzy z GG (oboje wyrazili zgodę na publikacje):

" X 19:20:11
jedziesz na Bukówke jutro wieczorem do Pantareiów?
X 19:20:35
mozemy Cię zabrać .......


Y 19:21:18
z kim gadam, bo mi siadlo gg i wlaśnie importuje liste kontaktów?

X 19:21:42
a kto Cie może zapraszać? bezinteresownie



Y 19:22:09
wojsko polskie?

X 19:22:24
a z kim się umawiasz na wódke od jakiś 5 lat?
X 19:22:39
i do kogo masz najdalej?


Y 19:22:47
hm......
Y 19:23:08
ania?

X 19:23:10
i kto pamięta, że miał Twój kajak i wiosło pół lata
X 19:23:21
pół lata 1,5 roku temu


Y 19:23:44
kasia?

X 19:23:47
hhehehehehe



Y 19:23:55
renata?


X 19:23:56
kasia chyba mam na 5-te


Y 19:24:05
karolina?

X 19:24:03
hehehhehehehe
X 19:24:08
hihihihiihihihihih
X 19:24:15
będzie o czym opowiadać

X 19:24:37
łzy mi w oczach stanęły
X 19:24:48
ale mnie rozbawiłeś

X 19:25:32
sopryy Y - to ja X - nie moge się uspokoić od rechotu


Y 19:25:40
eee, to pewnie metaloplastyk

X 19:26:06
numer roku


Y 19:26:13
trudno, stalo sie <uoee>

X 19:26:39
poczekaj chwile niech się uspokoje


Y 19:26:52
polej sobie "

Komentarz #1 

autor: Jen 22/05/2008 : 02:02

Dwóch facetów oszczędzało na przyszłość ..........
Jeden policzył kase  i postanowił pokonsumować ;
namawiał kolegę do "pokonsumowania" ale tamten odmawiał  więc poszedł sam w "tango"......
kolega sknera wybrał się na przechadzkę i wpadł do rzeki;
zaatakował go krokodyl, połykająjąc go - zadławił się - tak - że łeb wystawał mu  z pyska gada;
balujący kolega przechodząc nad rzeką  dostrzegł niecodzienne zjawisko i powiedział:
 - No tak ze mną się nie chciał napić, ale śpiwór z LaCosty sobie kupił .........

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