Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/log.inc on line 63
Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/log.inc on line 64
Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/log.inc on line 65
Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/log.inc on line 66
Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 533
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/log.inc on line 226
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303
Deprecated: Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/includes.inc on line 191
Deprecated: Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/includes.inc on line 195
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nowy poddział - różne różności - i jak zwykle powynajdywane przez Andrzejka :
Michał Anioł - Zaczynajcie, czas dokończy!
afrykańskie - W potrzebie mówi się do świni "wujku".
- Cukierki są słodkie, ale seks nie niszczy zębow
Ludowe - Darowanemu koniowi pod ogon się nie zaglada.
Góralskie - W górak najwazniejse jast naaarciarstwo. Ino zaroz po dupacce!
- Sikając z wiatrem idziesz na łatwiznę.
Ludożerca. - Ludzie są dobrzy.
- Kobiety są przewrotne... Ale nie te, które już leżą.
- Wiara przenosi góry. Na plecach wiernych.
- Przyjaciół poznajemy w biedzie. Ale tylko biednych przyjaciół.
S. J. Lec - Otyli żyją krócej. Ale jedzą dłużej.
- W naszych nieszczęściach poznajemy przyjaciół. W nieszczęściach przyjaciół poznajemy siebie.
- "Człowiek jest kowalem własnego losu". Tylko, że nie każdy człowiek jest kowalem.