Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/log.inc on line 63

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/log.inc on line 64

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/log.inc on line 65

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/log.inc on line 66

Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 533

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/log.inc on line 226

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/functions.php on line 303

Deprecated: Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/mopic/domains/oborniki.org/public_html/tratwa/inc/includes.inc on line 191

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nowy poddział - różne różności - i jak zwykle powynajdywane przez Andrzejka :

Michał Anioł - Zaczynajcie, czas dokończy!

afrykańskie - W potrzebie mówi się do świni "wujku".

- Cukierki są słodkie, ale seks nie niszczy zębow

Ludowe - Darowanemu koniowi pod ogon się nie zaglada.

Góralskie - W górak najwazniejse jast naaarciarstwo. Ino zaroz po dupacce!

- Sikając z wiatrem idziesz na łatwiznę.

Ludożerca. - Ludzie są dobrzy.

- Kobiety są przewrotne... Ale nie te, które już leżą.

- Wiara przenosi góry. Na plecach wiernych.

- Przyjaciół poznajemy w biedzie. Ale tylko biednych przyjaciół.

S. J. Lec - Otyli żyją krócej. Ale jedzą dłużej.

- W naszych nieszczęściach poznajemy przyjaciół. W nieszczęściach przyjaciół poznajemy siebie.

- "Człowiek jest kowalem własnego losu". Tylko, że nie każdy człowiek jest kowalem.